Ernest Hemingway

 

Also had an absolutely cracking moustache.

I think there could be something in this.

Writers who have moustaches.

There is something distinguished -

about a finely combed moustache.

Gabriel García Márquez

 

Has an absolutely cracking cracking moustache.

I mean: his face is the moustache.

His eyebrows are the moustache.

I bet he was born with it -

and his face grew around it.